how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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