How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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