i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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