overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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