You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm going to jail i love you
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
