So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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