It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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