We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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