Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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