something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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