The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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