I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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