We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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