Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
