I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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