Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
