is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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