It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
