I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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