I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I think i got beer on your cat.
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