We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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