Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Randomize
