I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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