Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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