Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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