he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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