Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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