I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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