i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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