It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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