I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Randomize
