My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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