I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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