He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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