You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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