bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
this is an emotional support booty call
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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