We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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