I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
please don't ironically join a cult
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