Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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