I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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