it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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