69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Is Oprah even human
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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