We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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