can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
well you can't waste a boner
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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