he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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