Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
we're making bets on your personal life
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Randomize
