the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Randomize
