mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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