Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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