Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Randomize
