You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm at about main and main street
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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