One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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