So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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