All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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