Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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