We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Just pee around me
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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