I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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