"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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