Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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