Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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