its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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