i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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